About this piece
A grumpy cat, a cup of coffee, and a two-word boundary: not today. This oversized tee prints the internet's most relatable energy on premium 240 GSM cotton — for the days when the calendar says yes but your soul says absolutely not. Warning: people will relate to your shirt out loud.
The design
A deadpan-faced cat hunched over a coffee cup with 'NOT TODAY' in clean type — humour that lands through the drawing, not a wall of text. Printed on white for maximum morning-light honesty.
Fabric & quality
Most “oversized” tees online are 180 GSM shirts cut a size up. Toxikiing blanks start as heavyweight cotton with a true drop-shoulder pattern, so the drape holds its shape instead of clinging. Every piece is pre-shrunk, bio-washed and double-stitched at stress points, then printed with a high-density process that flexes with the fabric.
Not Today Cat Oversized T-Shirt — FAQs
Is the Not Today Cat print durable?
Yes — high-density print on 240 GSM cotton, tested past 40 cold washes. The cat's grumpiness is permanent, exactly as intended.
Is this design okay for office-casual settings?
Generally yes — it's clean, monochrome-friendly humour with no offensive content. It's the most office-safe of our funny tees.
Does it come in black?
Currently white only — the morning-light aesthetic is the point. Pair it with our black graphic tees if your rotation needs contrast.
What is the return and exchange policy?
You get a 7-day easy exchange window from delivery for size issues or defects. Message us on WhatsApp, keep the tags on, and we arrange pickup and replacement.
What fabric are Toxikiing tees made from?
100% cotton French Terry at 240 GSM — heavyweight, pre-shrunk and bio-washed, roughly twice the weight of a standard promotional tee. Hoodies use 300 GSM brushed fleece.
